man\ stand

man\ stand
1. (Man Stand) (4033↑, 319↓)
The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

Ive been doing the Man Stand outside New Look for an hour\!

2. (Man stand) (3↑, 1↓)
when a buddy sleeps over and splits early in the morning (usually while your still sleeping)

alex stays at my house, however leaves at like 7:30 in the morning, and im not even awake\! why does he always pull man stands\!?

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3. (Man Stand) (17↑, 31↓)
The act of a male positioning himself in a location to ensure maximum visibility and likelyhood of attracting inviting glances from females of the same species with the ultimate goal of having sexy time, or words to that effect.

Me: Wow this bar is choc-a-bloc with punanny tonight\! Dennis: You said it bro. I'm gonna do a Man Stand next to that gaggle of blondes. LOL

4. (Man Stand) (4↑, 27↓)
Man Stand is a Man standing alone in many varied locations. A Man Stand is when a man wants to act casual while on the prowl, looking for a catch. He places both his hands in his pant pockets crossing his right leg over his left with his head tilted as if he were already waiting for his girlfriend to finish work. He actually doesn't have one. Also/ a Man Stand can be more than one man at the same time trying to check out woman walking by. A man stand can be anywhere in a public place including an elevator. You can usually observe a Man performing a Man Stand while in the mall. A man stand can also be found in any public place, bus station, grocery line or bank to name a few.

Two men standing together both having that stupid look on their face, making conversation about nothing simply saying/look at that one as their eyes roll from left to right keeping a straight face. Sometimes found at a bar standing still with a drink in his had holding it up to his lips as if it were covering his eyes while gazing/ If he has his arms crossed and his legs spread then he is probably getting paid to watch at the door. Hey look at that Man Stand he is really good at it.

Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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